THE LIES YOU TELL

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
06/14/2016 at 13:22 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/14/2016 at 13:26

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Someone from my home state lying? Say it isn’t so!


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Steve in Manhattan
06/14/2016 at 13:30

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Hey now be nice, or I’ll come up there and give you a walloping!

/alsolying

/alsofrommaryland


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/14/2016 at 13:31

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Yep it’s Maryland alright.


Kinja'd!!! Tareim - V8 powered > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/14/2016 at 13:35

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Plot Twist: Both badges are fake and it’s a chinese copy from someone like Great Wall or BYD


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/14/2016 at 13:39

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I always find this fucking hilarious.

Those that actually care know enough to spot a fake, those that dont know what it means couldnt give a rats ass less about it. so why do it?


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Party-vi
06/14/2016 at 13:41

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Yeah, I grew up DC/MD - there is Old Bay in my cupboard and I used to race sailboats out of Annapolis. But now I’m a Manhattanite with no boat and no car. Go figure.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/14/2016 at 13:45

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I don’t see anything wrong. It’s parked correctly, so it’s not a BMW :p


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Steve in Manhattan
06/14/2016 at 13:47

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Come back to Maryland - we have crab cakes and Baltimore Prince George’s County Charles County Dundalk fuck it board up your windows and stay in Manhattan.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > bob and john
06/14/2016 at 13:53

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To make them feel better about their purchase? Dunno. Pretty stupid really.


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/14/2016 at 13:55

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Far too common my friend lol


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > bob and john
06/14/2016 at 13:56

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My thoughts exactly. The only answer is they don't know what it means


Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/14/2016 at 14:08

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Oh, this is fucking nothing...

Today I was cruising down 147 bringing a Maxima back to the airport when a W220 blasts past me. On the trunk lid, it said S600. “My brother!” I thought to myself. So I gunned it and caught back up to the guy.

Then I started noticing things. The exhaust tips looked wrong, the outlets were too small. And the V12 badges on the front fender were too big, and not contained within the front most piece of the side trim where they’re supposed to be. The windows were tinted, but I could see the top of the wheel and it wasn’t reflecting light like a wood one would. The rims didn’t look right, even in motion. And then I got behind him...a fake AMG badge on the right, and on the left an ‘S’ and two ‘0' in proper alignment, and a big crooked 6 stuck on right on top of the residue from the 5 the jackass pulled off.

FRAUD! I gotta tell you, made me mad as hell.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/14/2016 at 14:20

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When I was 18 I put an M badge on my explorer because I thought it was funny. I don’t get why people do that, because usually people who what those badges signify also know how to tell if it’s fake or not, so they’re not impressing anyone.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Land_Yacht_225
06/14/2016 at 14:50

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets mad at other owners of my car who do stupid shit to it. I'd get probably irrationally angry when I'd see E36s with M badges that very obviously weren't Ms.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Land_Yacht_225
06/14/2016 at 15:22

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THIS. I had some guy telling me how his pre facelift S430 with kompressor badges was faster than my 600


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Party-vi
06/14/2016 at 16:05

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I come down twice a year to see my mom - she’s all about dialysis now, 4 hours x 3 days a week. She’s miserable. Leisure World just ... isn’t.


Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
06/15/2016 at 20:33

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I tell you what though, if I had one of them YouTube channels like Mighty Car Mods: my first project would be to take a trashed, salvage titled, repo recovered 2001 S430, rebuild it back to spec, then throw a Kompressor on it.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Land_Yacht_225
06/15/2016 at 21:14

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Oh my. That would be an undertaking. Pre facelift electronics are a nightmare, and the inevitable flood damage would only compound that.


Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
06/15/2016 at 22:08

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Yes, but all the profanity laden shouting in frustration would make for excellent TV...err...YouTube-ing?


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Land_Yacht_225
06/16/2016 at 00:26

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Has anyone ever broadcast suicide on YouTube before?